Drink 1: I’m ready to parrrrrr-taaaaay
Drink 2: I’m feeling it.
Drink 3: I’m buzzed.
Drink 4: I’m tipsy. And I want to do or say something weird that makes everyone uncomfortable.
Drink 5: I’m drunk but not yet incapacitated.
Drink 6: I’m now incapacitated.
Drink 7: I’m someone else’s problem.
Drink 8: I’m eating something weird. And in large amounts.
Drink 9-15: Gatorade until I’m human again.
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