We know you’ve all been dying to know – Is Crunk Juce better than Four Loko or is Four Loko better than Crunk Juce? Well, we’re about to ease your wondering minds with our verdict.
After 10 of us here at DIA sampled the two, we came to the conclusion that both drinks were pretty (insert F-Bomb here) gross. Maybe it’s because we tasted the new FDA approved version? We’re hoping (for the reputation of all those who enjoy it and went bananas over it a few months back), that the caffeinated version is in fact that much better.
Here’s how the taste test challenge panned out:
GRAPE FLAVOR
Four Loko: 5 votes
Crunk Juce: 5 votes
WATERMELON FLAVOR
Four Loko: 10 votes
Crunk Juce: 0
FRUIT PUNCH FLAVOR
Four Loko: 7 votes
Crunk Juce: 3 votes
Can’t say we’ll willingly drink either again. It’s safe to assume we’re just not premium malt beverage drinkers.
We’re still somewhat intrigued by the trend though – who is drinking this stuff? When Blast came out in April, we asked if malt-based liqueurs were just waiting to be born. We wouldn’t be surprised.
Next Round: Camarena Tequila
Cheers.
Want DIA to review one of your spirits?
Email us: drinkinginamerica@gmail.com